Jokes

A snail owned a car…

A snail owned a car and was painting a big letter ‘S’ on it.

His friend the turtle saw him and asked why and the snail replied, “When people see me drive by, they can say, “look at the S-car-go”.

*xixixi..

Snake Bite…

I hope I’m not poisonous, says the first snake.

“Why?” asks the second snake.

“Because I just bit my lip.”

*LOL !!!

Dinosaur St.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

It was the chicken’s day off.

*wtf

The Classic Joke That Sucks…

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To get to the other side!

*udon’tsay

Dangerous and Swings…

Q: What’s dangerous and swings from trees?

A: A monkey with a chainsaw.

*x_x

My Dog Don’t Bite…

A hound dog lays in the yard and an old man in overalls sits on the porch.

“Excuse me, sir, but does your dog bite?” a jogger asks.

The old man looks over his newspaper and replies, “Nope.”

As soon as the jogger enters the yard, the dog begins snarling and growling, and then attacks the jogger’s legs. As the jogger flails around in the yard, he yells, “I thought you said your dog didn’t bite!”

The old man mutters, “Ain’t my dog.”

*stupid -,-“